Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Michael Bradley is a Confirmed Cyborg

Finally, photos have surfaced of US Soccer and Toronto FC star Michael Bradley that prove he is, in fact, half man half machine.  See the evidence below:

You can clearly see the exposed metal plating and some wires there underneath the beautiful and very realistic head skin.  Hopefully FIFA doesn't take notice.  Not sure how they feel about National Teams using performance-enhancing robots.